Saturday, June 1, 2024

Lifetime dating repellents criteria that will make me grow cold and alone being eaten by cats and found in overgrown strangled houseplants and toppled with books on my corpse spiel:


Forced birth psychopaths or worse cloaked in "godliness"

Obviously fascists 

Rightward travelers, lurchers, and stans

If trans people make you piss your pants/give you a venomous chuckle/harden your heart

Anti woke tirades

Irony poisoned pilled brains

Your mind is an exploding hybrid of conspiracy theory melting pots tinkering back and forth 

Natural health freaks that defy science, reason, and logic

Classically liberal dissenters 

Anti vax & Covid denialists and skeptics of the last 4 years (seriously fuck you)

Heterodox moderate sharks (you ain't fooling me)

"Both sides" well meaning fools and calculated swindlers 

Post-left jokerfied dupes

Contrarian con men

"Politics don't mean anything/it doesn't matter" monologues

"Billionaires make the world a better place with a brighter future ahead for us all"

"Low birth rates are no joke"

"You wouldn't have psychological health issues if it wasn't for capitalism"

One of your pastimes is hating kids and even worse doing so loudly and wrongfully complaining how annoying & stupid they are. There is a reason people lose their minds in Children of Men, a film many of these same people love to cite.

If you find caring about and helping people you don't know, never will, and who can never repay you back a waste of time.

If you believe abortion and reproductive rights is just a culture war issue that the left needs to get past and not an ongoing commitment for people's reproductive freedom and self determination.

You think Palestinians are worthwhile collateral damage 

I'm not naive but I find doomerism boring and life is too short


*Did I repel you enough?